Friday, October 5, 2012
Just another dumbass for ya
Science is always a pretty boring subject but do you what makes it worst? Dumbasses. I mean seriously! I had two work with two partners. One was fairly smart the other, however, was not the brightest. The three of us had to do a power point about temperate deciduous forests. The stupid one wasn't helping with anything so she was assigned to do research. She was quiet for a while until she asked," Is grass a plant?" I was resisting the urge to yell and scream so I simply answered," Yes." Not five minutes later she piped up again," Is fish an animal?" O man it's insane how much dumbasses annoy me.
New school year! New teachers! New dumbasses!
So today my friend and I are walking to lunch. I decided to jump up and slap the top of the doorway, my science teacher did not approve of this. So she furiously storms up the hallway and walks into the door divider.Yes, she actually ran into the door as a result of her own dumbass rage.This brings to mind an old saying of my grandfather, DON'T RUN INTO DOORS, DUMBASS!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Ho Ho Ho! Here's a Dumbass.
2/14/12
So today I'm taking a test in science class and I see a multiple choice question with an answer that says,"Iowa's limestone is covered in shells and fossils because Santa Claus dropped a bag full of shells. And the best part was, the dumbass next to me put that as his answer.
So today I'm taking a test in science class and I see a multiple choice question with an answer that says,"Iowa's limestone is covered in shells and fossils because Santa Claus dropped a bag full of shells. And the best part was, the dumbass next to me put that as his answer.
Monday, February 13, 2012
Dumbass is wide! Dumbass is wide!
2/13/12
So today it is toward the end of Art class and this dumbass holds up a jar of glaze and says,"I'm going to punt this like a football!" But what she didn't know was that the lid wasn't on so when she pretended to drop it but actually did drop it, paint went EVERYWHERE! It was yellow too so it stained everything, especially the dumbass who dropped it.
So today it is toward the end of Art class and this dumbass holds up a jar of glaze and says,"I'm going to punt this like a football!" But what she didn't know was that the lid wasn't on so when she pretended to drop it but actually did drop it, paint went EVERYWHERE! It was yellow too so it stained everything, especially the dumbass who dropped it.
New shoe! They're fun kids! TRIPTECHS!
2/13/12
So today, a friend and I were walking to specialist when the number one dumbass tripped on his foot and started whining that it was his shoe's fault. We had to explain it was not logical that his shoe caused it and it was really his own fault. This was his response,"Uuuuum, no, it's not'". He is a supreme dumbass and will not change.
So today, a friend and I were walking to specialist when the number one dumbass tripped on his foot and started whining that it was his shoe's fault. We had to explain it was not logical that his shoe caused it and it was really his own fault. This was his response,"Uuuuum, no, it's not'". He is a supreme dumbass and will not change.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
You've got the Dumbass Touch
2/12/12
So today I get to school and some dumbasses were playing a stupid, "You have the whatever touch!". After a while, they started arguing about who had started the game and my teacher told them it was a stupid thing to argue about and get back to work. The dumbasses were silent to each other for a while but I could practically see them still yelling at one another inside each of their heads.
So today I get to school and some dumbasses were playing a stupid, "You have the whatever touch!". After a while, they started arguing about who had started the game and my teacher told them it was a stupid thing to argue about and get back to work. The dumbasses were silent to each other for a while but I could practically see them still yelling at one another inside each of their heads.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Metal Beam Morons
2/10/12
Today, one dumbass was giving his dumbass friend a ride on his shoulders. They were running all around the gym. There are two fabric dividing walls that split the gym into three parts and at the bottom of the walls are metal beams. The dumbasses ran right into a beam knocking them both on their stupid, dumb asses.
Today, one dumbass was giving his dumbass friend a ride on his shoulders. They were running all around the gym. There are two fabric dividing walls that split the gym into three parts and at the bottom of the walls are metal beams. The dumbasses ran right into a beam knocking them both on their stupid, dumb asses.
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